::L.O.L.::

P- "Mom we need to go to da sto-eh"

Me- "Whyyy"

P-"'Cause we need mo-eh chocolate moek"

Me-"No, cause I'll drink it all and my butt will get too big"

P-"You butt is not big, Dadduh's butt is big"

Me & P-"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah"